Miss Tiffany

You know what l*ttle piggy? That paycheck you just got, its mine. All of it. Why? Because youre a st*pid pay pig loser who is totally addicted to j*rking away his money to me. And its time to stop setting budgets and limits on yourself. You need to be fully drained. You know and I know it. And how do I know you know it? Because just hearing me say it makes your c*ck twitch so bad. Just the thought of actually giving me all of your paycheck makes you want to jerkoff. Face it, it turns you on, a lot.

You may work for it all week, I dont give a f*ck, its mine. The only reason your name is on it is because youre the dumbass who works for it. Im sure if you asked your boss or company would make it out to me. I mean, might as well, right? And you need to give it to me so badly because you desperately want my attention, and you know I wouldnt acknowledge you if you werent paying me tons of cash. So stop w*sting it on frivolous things, when you could spend it on what you enjoy doing most in life, j*rking and paying. I mean the only reason you even go to work is so that you can come home and night and jerkoff to me.

And it feels so good for you to j*rk away your paycheck. You must get so turned on, on payday knowing that youll have so much cash to bl*w while you j*rk your st*pid life away. Im going to drain your c*ck and your wallet every f*cking pay day. And you're going to love it. Youre going to become so addicted to it. And you will learn how to live on less so you can spend more because it just feels that f*cking good.

You feel so good when you get used hard. Dont deny it, I know how your st*pid piggy brain works. And you need me, I give you purpose, I give you something to look forward to. Youd be nothing without me. Youd have nothing to look forward to. Im going to drain you c*mpletely loser and I know you want it because your d*ck twitched to those words. That paycheck is mine. You want that rush of spending it all, knowing how much power I have over you. I get right into that weak piggy brain of yours and mindfuck you.

You love how your c*ck feels as you j*rk it and spend and spend as I drain that pay piggy wallet of yours. Nothing else in life gives you this feeling. And you know it loser. You should have your checks directly deposited into my account, that way your st*pid l*ttle pay piggy brain doesnt have to decide what to do. Its easier if you let me do the thinking for you. J*rk away your paycheck loser.

J*rk Away Your Whole Paycheck, Imagine The Rush (iPhone)